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"A Greek man walks into a tailor’s shop holding a pair of trousers. The tailor takes the pants and holds them up, turning to the man and he says “Euripides?”
“Yes,” the man responded, “Eumenides?”"

I lose it every time I hear this. (via semperlapsuslinguae)

juilan:

There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place




candlemon:


get to know me thing:
∟ 5 movies: Inglourious Basterds [2/5]

I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die.


skypestripper:

how can i say no


earthdad:

i walk this lonely road….


shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created


neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"





I'm Rachel and I like stuff. Mostly chicken strips.

Also musicals, Boardwalk Empire, and Sansa Stark.

Mostly chicken strips.





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